Passive aggression is by far my favorite type of social warfare. We moved houses a couple months back and could not have landed in a better area with more fantastic neighbors with the exception of one. Q&A reconnaissance with the surrounding peeps has confirmed all assumptions that crazy dog lady is in fact a crazy dog lady. Three dogs, always outside, bark at anything resembling a shadow to living and appear to regularly bathe in a dirt pile.

She has a history of city citations about the barking, but apparently is a lawyer and has a way of sweet talking her way out of slumlord status. So here is what I have done — over the next several weeks I am going to begin placing these carefully chosen messages into her mailbox. Just one a week with no traceable information and each will be signed “your neighbors.”

Pending being caught, this will be a good time.