To the pompous-ass motherfucker driving a tan ‘95 Audi A4 probably stolen today between Southwest Blvd and Mission Road this evening - thank you for choosing to throw your drink out of the window hitting me square in the chest. You are out of your goddamn mind and I surely hope we meet again down the road so the opportunity to toss a baseball-sized rock through your windshield will present itself.

You are a complete cock and thanks for ruining what was an enjoyable bike ride home. Fucker.