Rivers. Derp. (via gifulmination)
A Detroit Lions player (I can’t tell who) just went Tebowing at the feet of Tebow himself. Amazing.
UPDATE: It was Stephen Tulloch. And here’s a gif of him doing it.
yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.
(via nfloffseason)
Tebowing
(vb) to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
This is an extremely important corner of the internet that everyone should know about.
I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said “Sorry, we’re closed.” You don’t have to be sorry. It’s 3 a.m., and you’re a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I’m not gonna walk by at 10 a.m. and say, “Hey, I walked by at 3, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology. This jacket would be halfway done!
RIP Mitch Hedberg
(via fuckyouyelper)
The worst, most dangerous person to America is clearly Paula Deen. She revels in unholy connections with evil corporations and she’s proud of the fact that her food is fucking bad for you. If I were on at seven at night and loved by millions of people at every age, I would think twice before telling an already obese nation that it’s OK to eat food that is killing us. Plus, her food sucks.
Everyone has an opinion on the Internet
And the chances of you sounding like a dumbass are too high.
Passive aggression is by far my favorite type of social warfare. We moved houses a couple months back and could not have landed in a better area with more fantastic neighbors with the exception of one. Q&A reconnaissance with the surrounding peeps has confirmed all assumptions that crazy dog lady is in fact a crazy dog lady. Three dogs, always outside, bark at anything resembling a shadow to living and appear to regularly bathe in a dirt pile.
She has a history of city citations about the barking, but apparently is a lawyer and has a way of sweet talking her way out of slumlord status. So here is what I have done — over the next several weeks I am going to begin placing these carefully chosen messages into her mailbox. Just one a week with no traceable information and each will be signed “your neighbors.”
Pending being caught, this will be a good time.
This American Life: Amusement Park
“We head to some of the happiest places on Earth: Amusement Parks! Jonathan Goldtsein revisits one he worked at as a teen, Ira takes us behind the scenes at Worlds of Fun in Kansas City, where the staff so loves their jobs they make music videos and other videos.”
Another notch in the “Horrible Assumptions Made About Kansas City.” We would like to thank everyone for carrying on this spirited and forever demoralizing tradition.
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