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Yes, my name is Aaron. I'm 26, currently employed in Kansas City
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Jul 3rd, 2009 @ 11:29 am
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Jul 2nd, 2009 @ 5:36 pm
DontEvenReply.com
Sweet mercy. Check out this hilarious collection of e-mails that this guy sends to people who post classified ads. His goal is solely to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. Too good. (via Mutt’s Blog)
Reblogged from Tyler Riewer.
Jul 1st, 2009 @ 11:21 pm
Bob Ross, streaming 24/7
(via laydownyourburdens)
Nothing but Bob Ross, all the time. Happy clouds and smiling trees aplenty.
Reblogged from lay down your burdens.
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Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday (GPOYW!) and it looks something like this. I brought my noise cancelling headphones today - improved sound quality and other obvious benefits. Unfortunately no live updating today as I will be in miscellaneous places around the city (aka fireworks stands).
GPOYW on everyone!
Jun 28th, 2009 @ 7:34 pm
The Male "Power Down"
The Male Power Down is the act of being completely worthless where not even the smell of a tabasco loaded Chipotle burrito could cause sudden movement or urges to elevate any extremity. All mental capacity becomes focused on one task of either mindless television or small goals such as reaching the bottom of the Cheezit box - both activities can combined but expecting any verbal communication should not be tested.
Time elapsed for the Power Down can last anywhere from 30 minutes to a lifetime depending on the individual. We all know a 30 minute’er and we all know a lifer, most fall somewhere comfortably in between.
Jun 27th, 2009 @ 11:38 pm
Day In the Life. A quick peek through my day.Jun 25th, 2009 @ 5:29 pm
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Read a Book - Bomani Armah & Project Mayhem
There has never been a more motivational rap song to date.
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Random Beer Quote
“People who drink light beer don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot”- Capital Brewery
Jun 24th, 2009 @ 10:46 am
Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday shaky face (GPOYW!). Didn’t entirely turn out spectacular and frankly gave me a pretty vicious headache for about 15 minutes.
GPOYW on everyone!
Jun 23rd, 2009 @ 9:10 am
Miracle of Flight and Why You will Never be Happy
I write for a small print entertainment publication in KC once a week and am weekly given a subject to discuss - should the response be well thought out, snarky or loaded with enough profanity it gets published. This weeks topic questions excess charges that are now being tacked onto flying travelers who choose to carry additional luggage. My immediate thought was the rant Louis CK brilliantly expressed on Conan O’Brien:
“Flying is the worst one because people come back from flights and tell your their story like a horror story - it’s like their flight was a cattle car in the 40’s in Germany, that’s how bad they make it sound. ‘It was the worst day of my life, first of all we didn’t board for 20 minutes and then we get on the plane and they made us sit there, on the runway, for 40 minutes.’ Oh really what happened next, did you fly through the air incredibly like a bird, did you partake in the miracle of flight you non contributing zero that you got to fly - you’re flying. Everybody on every plane should constantly be going ‘oh my god….Wow.’ You’re sitting in a chair in the sky. People also complain about delays - NY to CA takes 5 hours, that used to take 30 years and a bunch of you would die on the way there. Now you watch a movie, take a dump and you’re home”
Under the assumption that those flying have sufficient expendable income to be taking said trip, an additional $10 - $20 baggage fee on top of your already $200 plane ticket should not be an issue. Worse case scenario, offset your cost by eating out one less night or opt out buying that last shot round for the table of assumed single women across the bar. Meeting adjourned.
Jun 22nd, 2009 @ 7:58 pm
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